A guy comes over, sits next to me and asks:
"So.. are you reserved?" - as he places a 'Reserved' sign on my lap.
I can't say I have heard this one before. But apart from laughing, there really wasn't much I could do. Atleast not while my boyfriend was sitting next to me.
Model Answer: "Yes darling, but not reserved for you."
ReplyDeleteCom'on people, any more SMART a55 answers??
is he a hunk??!
ReplyDeletechi sin... 'sorry my ass is reserved?'
ReplyDeletemon... ego hunk... :P