"Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship." ... hummmmmmm..... but I think of marriage as something precious ?!?! What the ????
I nearly choked while drinking my glass of water and sprayed it all over my LCD screen at work when I read the "Your risk of cheating is 100%" line. Seriously. My colleague actually came over to see if I was ok, and I had to do a quick Alt-Tab to swap my screen back to my work stuff.
Oh well, atleast it entertained me for about 5 minutes. :)