Its a little survey of sins by which you total up the amount next to the sin you have committed.
- Smoked pot-- $10
- Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before-- $20
- Went skinny dipping-- $5
- Had sex in a pool-- $20
- Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10
- Had sex with someone of the same sex $20
- Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10
- Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend--$20
- Done oral-- $5
- Got oral-- $5
- Done / Got oral in a car while it was moving --$25
- Prank called the cops-- $5
- Stole something-- $10
- Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20
- Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20
- Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27--$25
- Cried yourself to sleep-- $5
- Cried during sex--$20
- Been in love-- $25
- Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50
- Said you love someone but didn't mean it-- $25
- Went streaking-- $5
- Went streaking in broad daylight --$15
- Been arrested-- $5
- Spent time in jail --$15
- Peed in the pool-- $0.50
- Played spin the bottle-- $5
- Done something you regret-- $20
- Had a crush on your best friend--$5
- Had sex with your best friend --$20
- Had a crush on someone at work --$5
- Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
- Lied to your mate --$5
- Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
I got a total of $240.50.... just under 1/2 of the max amount possible. Not too bad I guess. But if I had to pass a list like this to get into Heaven. Then I doubt I would be able to make it in.
And before anyone asks....
Yes, I've peed in a pool before. (Hasn't everyone ?!) The toilet is always situated too far away from the pool anyway.
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